⚠️ Warning: Viewer Self-Awareness Advised

If you’re an unshakable devotee of the current administration—someone who thinks every blunder is “strategic,” every reversal is “tactical,” and that penguin tariffs are just “bold economic innovation”—this might not be the article for you.

When Bobby ended up in the hospital, his family thought they were in for a fight to get him back on his feet. But little did they know, the real battle was about to be with a tidal wave of phantom bills, surprise fees, and some outright made-up nonsense passing as "care.

For the time-starved - a quick summary – Haiku style:

For years, relief sought—
Coupons, cards, “Pusherman” tools.
Truth comes to light. Ouch.

Still with me? Want more details? Great.