New Words for Classic Christmas Carols

Where’s Their App?
(Sung to the tune of Silver Bells)
You are sneezing, cough unheeding
But to work you must go
In the air there’s a feeling of sickness
Nose is running, fever rising
And in the back of your mind you hear

Where’s their number, where’s their app?
I need relief rather asap
Where’s their number, where’s their app?
I am at work and I feel like crap

Feeling clammy, in your jammies
Coughing up mucus all night
And your spouse makes a call to your doctor
No appointments, there’s no appointments
And in the back of your mind you hear.

Where’s their number, where’s their app
Its late at night and I feel like crap
Where’s their number, where’s their app
Why didn’t I download the Teladoc app?

God Rest Ye Faithful Participant
(Sung to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)

God rest ye faithful participant
Let nothing you dismay
Remember with your Grand Rounds benefit
High touch care is a tap away
To help us all find quality doctors
When our health goes astray
Oh, Grand Rounds makes healthcare easier
Easier for you
Oh, Grand Rounds makes healthcare easier

Get it straight, you must registrate
So, download their app this morn
And laid within your mobile phone
Another resource will be born
To which family and friends will say
You have truly been adorned
Oh Grand Rounds makes healthcare easier
Easier for you
Oh Grand Rounds makes healthcare easier

Fear not then, you have the app
Let nothing you affright
Should be born a health problem
You are now armed for the fight
To get expert opinions
Tap and unleash Grand Rounds pow’r and might
Oh Grand Rounds makes healthcare easier
Easier for you
Oh Grand Rounds makes healthcare easier

If you have not downloaded both the Teladoc or Grand Rounds apps, do it now. If you don’t know what either of these benefits are, go to the IBEW697benefits.com and read up on them and learn how to down load them.